It's was a fun day today!

Initially I thought something would have happened since I received her text msg again so early in the morning. And yes, something did happen. To me, that's my official closing for year 2009. Thanks to these bunch(DEFINITELY NOT BRANCH) of animals I just got introduced to.

Firstly, I told her we have to treat them with care. After all, they are not human beings. They are under protection custody of whatever rights there may be out there. We can't break their hearts or make them die! Then, we will slowly nurture them. Help them breed and prosper.

But, the main thing is, nothing can be done if they are unwilling to learn! These animals are thinking too much of themselves just because they are ancient. You know what I mean.

Of course, as the world improves on with time, we will certainly forget some of the old.. ways of living. These ancients, they will try to preserve their traditions with their lousy use of English. But I think they're slowly picking it up already. At least they're trying to write in English. At least they tried to fight back with us in something we're good at and they're not. Even though I still can't really make out what the fuck they meant with each of their paragraphs. We will give them time alright? We must have patience.

But what should we do when they attack us?! We're teaching them, nurturing them, helping them! Yet, they turn back with those puppy eyes after biting. With all their pretense and acts, we will never win. No one would know the truth because in the first place, they can't communicate well with us, normal human beings. They're ancient animals, don't forget this very important fact okay?

Our job is to let them grow in a healthy environment with as much use of proper communication skills as possible so they can learn from us. Don't be vulgar in front of them! Apparantly one of them has learnt the use of 'Slut' right now. We're going to get complaints!

Unfortunately, in the preliminary rounds of teaching, they failed to learn what we want them to and they are starting to use wrong facts to counter with human beings. How can we let them back into the wild if they thought a toothless tiger would be harmless when they still have their claws!? They can start shredding their meat with their claws and use all their strength on their paws to make it into minced meat. I'm really worried. Sigh.

We also have to tell them that we, human beings, would never see an animal as a trendsetter. They will never be in lead of fashion or style no matter what. Instead, we use their skins to make fashion. We, are the ones who create the fashion. Or maybe he meant his tattoos on his moobs as fashion? That's like... so last century!

Oh, right. They're ancient. Laughs. How could I forget.

Then again, if the soft way doesn't work, maybe we should try the hard way? Nono, not violence, duh. They still have to be treated with care. They're dying.

Let's just.. be a little more harsh on them. Just tell them the truth!




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